Let us get right down to it. As Warchief I plan to take a stance against further mismanagement in the military by promoting Gamon the leader of the Hordes armies, cause let us face it, the guy will save us all. Furthermore I will take a hard stance against further Blood Elven population growth, each member of the Horde will be required to spay or neuter their Blood Elf.
Additionally I plan on once and for all allying ourselves with the deadly Tauren Rogues, to better improve our military might. We will also work on the problem of feeding the growing population. How you ask?! Well I am glad you did! The answer is simple, cannibalism. Yes, I said cannibalism. What better way to check population growth and feed the hungry than cannibalism? Two birds with one stone! Plus, my political advisers assure me this will be very popular with our Troll constituents.
Also, we willl finally go get the voodoo. Or maybe we wont. I am not sure which they want us to do yet.
I also plan on taking a harsh anti Tauren poaching policy, because they are a valuable asset to our Horde! Where else would we get the leather for our roofs?!
Now I know my opponents arguments. That I am not hard enough on peons, my last name is not awesome enough to be a Horde leader, that I am technically not a member of the Horde, or my criminal record for violence against Pandaren, the classic Hellscreamian slander. But I assure you these concerns are far from the truth!
Twas I who invented the mighty Booterang! The bane of all peons! Shadowsbane is an awesome last name, and the Pandaren deserved it for munching on my garden!
I also propose improved relations with the Alliance. The moment I am elected I intend to march the entire Horde to the front of Stormwind with all our weapons and mightiest siege weapons, so that we can lay them down and shake hands! I am sure they will understand that we want peace then!
We can then begin negotiations for pet Draenei for all Horde members!
Now I know a Warchief has to be strong enough to kill, maim, and decapitate his or her opponents, not necessarily in that order. Well I can assure you that I am tough enough to hold the position. I am proud to announce that just this morning I stomped out my chief rival, Basik Kampfire! With him gone I am almost guaranteed the position!
I am also aware of the promises made by one Deathwing the Destroyer. Well I will do one better. If elected I promise every member of the Horde, not one, but TWO ponies! That is right, two!
Finally, as Warchief I will strap Garrosh Hellscream to a Training Dummy, so that all members of the Horde may inflict all sorts of wonderful agony on him!
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